emotionsintermediateuniversal
Mir geht's beschissen.
/miːɐ ɡeːts bəˈʃɪsn̩/
I feel like crap.
When to use it
Crude but extremely common. 'Beschissen' is the equivalent of 'shitty' — used between friends, not at work.
In conversation
—Wie geht's? —Ehrlich, mir geht's beschissen heute.
“—How are you? —Honestly, I feel like crap today.”